Hi folks.

After nearly 4 years at the helm of CallCentreVoice, I've decided to move onto pastures new. A fresh challenge, if you will.

CallCentreVoice is to be sold and its new owners will surely take it forward in the way that it deserves.

It's been fun, and I'll miss you all.

Regards,

John

Say that again tomorrow

DA

..is that this is because of the huge law suit that's forming against him.

It seems that a well known shoe manufacturer has been a bit upset by John profiting from the use of their name. John claims always to have had this name, but his birth certificate tells another story: John Schweinebraten (and I bet you didn't know he was German. The accent's for effect folks).

The shoe company claim that the success of callcentrevoice (which makes John over £20,000 per month) is down to clever placement of the faked surname. John uses this money to finance a small terrorist group called "Firth Freedom Fighters" (FFF) who are fighting to have Dalgety bay (nr Edinburgh) recognised as an independant country.

It's rumoured the suit could cost John over 10 million, although some suggest that his current work to turn whisky into weapons of mass destruction (John's currently suffering from the weapons testing carried out last night) could get him into deeper water with Bush.

Just goes to show that people aren't what they seem....

Damn pesky kids!

John von Schweinebraten

...now that it's gone 12, I'll confirm it was all lies.

Except for the WMD bit - I think that's still true.

I'm told that Schweinebraten means Roast Pork.