CallCentreVoice Topic The return of Mailbox Madness (or "Why I hate the Little Blue Envelope"

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The return of Mailbox Madness (or "Why I hate the Little Blue Envelope"  [11/8/2004 14:27:33]


With the Greatest Hits revived I realised it had been a while since we had a
Mailbox Madness thread. As usual E-Mail addrsses and phone numbers have been disidentified
to protect the guilty.

Onward.

The mailbox posts are in italic.

I couldn't resist it. My comments are in normal

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Email: xxxxxxx@scilin.com

Hi,

Am impressed with this site..but in the recent past i see log of changes on the website and the overall system. Please encourage Bothsides of groups ( TeleMarketers and Business Vendors )as what was the case before in Marketing.

Thanks


OK you all heard the man! Consider yourselves encouraged :-)

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Email: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com

Email: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com

i need a call centre job in dubai


This is one of three in two days!



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Email: xxxxxxx@tricountyi.net

I have a serious issue. On my latest credit card statement, there is a charge for 259.16 from (xxx Company) india pvt ltd pune II. I did not authorize any such transactions. I need someone to contact me immediately to have this reversed. I have already contacted my credit card company. Thank you, xxxxxxx@tricountyi.net.


OK John and I will collect. For a small commission + travel and expenses of course



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Email: xxxxxxx@yahoo.co.in

Sir,
I am research on Small and Medium Scale Industries in France. Could you please suggest how can i get a list of French Companies with the total no. of Employees . I need to contact industries having less than 1000 employees.
Regards,
xxxxxxx Sharma


No! We don't give free lists.


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Email: Jxxxxxxx@REDIFFMAIL.COM

sir,
I went through your site and was quiet impressed with it
It would be very kind of you if you can regurarly inform me about the different call caentre job recritment so that I can aplly for it. thanking you.
xxxxxxx tripathy
xxxxxxx15478


No We don't do recruitment


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Email: xxxxxxx@seniat.gov.ve

requiero información de cursos y/o eventos de CALL CENTER


Que?


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Email: xxxxxxx@yahoo.co.in

sir/madam, we are thinking to manufacture the ceiling fan casing in plastics which provides cost reduction of more than 30% and weight reduction of more than 50%. these weight reduction can it help in lower power consumption please explain me this it will be beneficial to u and me.
please mailk me as early as possible


Mailk me? Fans? The mind boggles. We're not THAT kind of website :-)



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Email: xxxxxxx@yahoo.com

i want to know about voip service how it work and i want to do business can you please give complete informaction about and also contact person name and number form there i get all thing.




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Email:xxxxxxx@rediffmail.com

hi ,
i want a list of call centers located in bangalore. kindly waiting for ur reply .



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Email: xxxxxxx@xxxxxxxmarketing.co.uk

Hi there

I am a list broker (I have bought the Call Centre Database for a client in the past which we paid for but never received an invoice - 5th Jan 2001!!!) but I have a recruitment client who works in this area who is looking for the most comprehensive database of call centre contacts. Could you send me information on what you have, selections and volumes available, costs etc and I'll put it to them.

Thanks very much


OK, Haven't a clue here. Advance fee fraud? The lads from Lagos getting into direct marketing?



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Email: xxxxxxx@sify.com

Email: xxxxxxx@sify.com

Hi,

Presently I am wrking in a domestic call centre and would like u to consider my application into consideration..



We're considering considering taking your application into consideration.
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Dear Zoe Edmonds
thanks for the same , i would like to have the list of all member with callcentervoice.com , can you tell me how can i get the same , do i need to pay something for that , please do confirm the same
thanks
regards
good day
Mahesh xxxxxxx


Something we should know Zoe?


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Email: xxxxxxx@dishtvindia.esselgroup.com

looking for call center solution for uk coustomeron voip.

please talk to me on my mobile if you provide such services.

i am locating in Delhi/NCR
Munish
xxxxxxx124753


Do people actually bother looking at the forums before shooting off mails like this? [1]



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Email: xxxxxxx@msn.com

I want to apply in your organization for job, so tell me how can I do this.


You can't!


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Email: N/A

Hi,
Well i am a software engg. from India and i am intersted to establish a 40-50 seater call centre in india.Can you please help me to find projects for my call centre and what will be all the infrastructure required to set up a 40-50 seater call centre?
Thanks
Vivek




See[1] above and

Even if we did, we contact you HOW??????


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Email: bhuvaram2@yahoo.co.in

we are mailing up from xxxxxxx TECHNOLOGY (P)LTD
we are call centre project consultants and importers of callcentres Headsets and accessories.we deal with couple of branches from US and Korea.
so,regarding to that can we have your appointment at any time and date of your choice so that our marketing executive shall meet you in person and brief you.
thanking you
xxxxxxxxxx technology (p)ltd
tel.no:xxxxxxxxxx0186


See [1] above AGAIN



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The horror, the horror.........

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Dave Appleby
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Like buses, nothing then three at once :-)  [13/9/2004 10:28:27]


Hi all,

I was going to leave it a while before doing another Mailbox Madness post.

Then we get these three gems in the space of a week

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Email: *******@yahoo.com
Hi,

I am a software professional looking for business opportuinities in BPO as well as Software development. Will you be able to guide me on that. I have an arrangement for 50 computers with good resources.

Regards




On what?
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Email: trust_me12321@******.com

sir,
I want to open my call center in Ludiana city (state-Punjab)(india). I have no experience of call centers. So i don't no that how much i have to invest? What will be my annual profit? How much staff is required and from where i will get customers for outsorcing ?
kindly rely my these few questions.
thanks.



Oh joy, oh rapture, just what we need. Anyonelooking to open a call center with NO experience please
feel free to send ME all your money!


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Email: *******@yahoo.com

Good Day!

Please do consider me as an applicant to your company.

First of all I would like to apply for any posittion suited to my qualifications.

I am very much happy if given a chance to serve in and work in your company.

Thank you and more power.

Very truly yours,

NEMESIO O. DE LA PENA III



Does anyone actually bother looking before applying for jobs?

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Oh my God.......  [20/9/2004 10:03:26]


What more can you say?

Sometimes I get afraid, very afraid...


Email: ******@btopenworld.com

Email: ******@btopenworld.com

DEAR SIR/MADAM...FOR THE LAST THREE WEEKS I HAVE NOT BEEN RECEIVING ON MY HOTMAIL INBOX [ROOWILD@HOTMAIL.COM ]VERY IMPORTANT MESSAGES....FOR INSTANCE MY FLIGHT CONFIRMATION AND SCHEDULE LAST MONDAY..FROM E.BOOKERS. [I DID GET AN EARLIER ONE WHICH CONFIRMED THE BOOKING].ALSO I HAVE NOT RECEIVED CONFIRMATION OF JOINING TWO WEBSITES[DATING] WHERE YOU CANNOT GET ONTO THE SITE UNLESS YOU RECEIVE THE CODE NUMBER.AND VARIOUS PERSONAL E.MAILS HAVE NOT COME UP ON IT...DESPITE BEING SENT SEVERAL TIMES [E.BOOKERS SENT CONFIRMATION 3 TIMES TO NO AVAIL].CAN YOU PLEASE GET THIS SORTED OUT FOR ME.IM NOT VERY COMPUTER EXPERIENCED...AND PHONE CUTS OFF WHEN THE INTERNET IS CONNECTED.BUT MY PHONE NUMBER IS ******.722082 MY MOBILE 0******.103.424 MICHAEL ******. ADDRESS ****** HAROLD ROAD, ****** .


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Help him  [20/9/2004 10:58:29]

For the love of God Dave, help this man access his porn!

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