As I normally post the Mailbox madness thread, I thought
I'd do something a *little* different today.

This arrived yesterday.

So in the manner of the BBC LBQ

No prizes just Kudos to who suggests the best reply.

As usual most ID tags have been removed



Email: *****@yahoo.co.in

Respecated sir,
iam ***NAME HERE*** i have complited graduate,iwant join in call center.
my address:8-9-195, inside fort. khammam dist. (ap) india.

pin code 507001

thanking sir,

yourfaithfully,
***NAME HERE***



Oh Dear :-)

Answers on a postcard (well below)...

DaveA

Dear Sir,

Thank you for your enquiry about joining our call centre. Unfortunately your email arrived as Mercury was in acendance with Jupiter with Mars twirling. This is very bad karma for the conjunction of our spirits. The little scrap of aura that came through with your email is conflicting with the location our building. It is on the crossing of two lay lines and with the superposition of your universal spacing would grind against the motion of the spheres in our Zen space.

We will keep your enquiry on file and should our crystals change shade before the rising of the Year of the Earwig then we will be in contact with you by telepathy in due course.

Good luck for the rest of your lives,

Best regards,

Caul Centre